Would you like to get to know me personally??? - September 17, 2015


Screen Shot 2015-09-05 at 1.11.31 AM          Hey guys! Have you ever watched my porn or    followed me via social media and thought, “Man…    her and I would get along, I wish I could just text    her!” or saw me post about my new additions to my    Star Wars collection and wish you had a hot, sexually  liberated, non judgmental, little cock slut to get dirty  with and then get into a deep conversation about Star Wars?

The world is your oyster when it comes to me. We can talk about everything from your second aunts mole that you can’t look at without breaking out into a series of panicky hot flashes…. or we could exchange pictures of our Star Wars collections to compare who is the ultimate Star Wars nerd…. I could talk you through you deepest, darkest, fantasy…. there is almost nothing I won’t talk about (so far the only hard limit is racism… I’m just not convincing when I call you “nigger”…. I am audibly sound so uncomfortable, you’ll be disappointed)…..

No judgement here and I’m confident I can connect with any side(s) of yourself that you want to share with me.

Not only can we do nerdy things, and sexy things…. I can offer professionalPhoto on 9-5-15 at 12.48 AM #2 “pick-up” and dating advice as someone who started off as a student studying both picking up woman as well as….men (haha, that’s a half joke half serious statement) and eventually started teaching less “pick up Mystery Neil Strauss David D’Angelo Barry Kirkey The Game” manipulative bullshit… but how to approach meeting women like A REGULAR FUCKING HUMAN BEING.



Does any of this sound like fun to you? If so, it would be my pleasure to get to know you and develop a cool connection on whatever level you desire.



Prof creepin on me, creepin on him. - June 12, 2013

Miss this guy & his partner in crime Fundo Butthead McGee! They are good people.

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Are we really overweight or are us woman just fucking insane? - May 25, 2013

For some reason my goddamned “Home Shared” application isn’t working properly, because when I turn the option on my iPad to access “Free Bird’s Library”, the name of my iTunes account on my laptop, only like 20 albums of hundreds show up.

Music is IMPERATIVE for my camming enjoyment. It 100% makes or breaks the mood. This is proved when I’m fucking my ass in a show and my 300 song playlist on shuffle starts to play Billy Joel’s The Entertainer, and the guy jerking off types the ultimatum of me changing the song immediately or him leaving in horror.

So all my subscriptions of all the online music apps that are available in Canada are expired. WHY THE FUCK DOESN’T CANADA HAVE PANDORA?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I never appreciated the value of pandora until I moved to Canada. One of the first things I do whenever I am back in the states is re-download pandora. I re-download it because when I’m in Canada and I see the P icon, I get fucking pissed I can’t use it so I fucking delete it.

That was a longwinded way of saying I was googling how much deezer was (I don’t mind paying a reasonable fee for a service I enjoy using, just like I don’t mind paying for music, supporting a good cause, participating in capitalism in the good way, etc.) and as I was typing “how much…. (is deezer)” the incidentally commonly searched phrase “how much should I weigh?” popped up.

It occurred to me I have never known whether I was an appropriate weight or not, and how I would even find out that information. Especially since I am overly critical of my body. I generalized the topic of this post because of all the people in the world I know, I’d guess 95% of my female friends have put their body down on several occasions and a generous 5% of males I’ve known have made a derogatory comment about theirs.

I know female performers in porn who have turned down work because they felt fat. I know women who don’t go out because they feel fat. I know a lot of women, including myself, who have done insane things because of the way they felt about their body.

So I found that it is very easy to calculate whether or not you are at an appropriate weight according to your height & weight. Obviously this is not the end all peace of mind answer to whether you should love your body or not. Everyone’s body is at where it’s at, so accepting that no matter the health or physical attractiveness indications, is the first step. And yes, while I may be at an appropriate weight, it certainly doesn’t necessarily make me happy with the way I look or determine whether I am healthy…. BUT I know that it did make me feel less out of control of my body and feel better about the state I’m in now.

Here’s how you do it…. Try it! You may be surprised with the results. Or at least it may help you gauge where to start if you feel you do need to do something about your weight, body image, physical health, emotional health, etc.

I’ll use my actual height and weight to show you the math.

Because the scales in Canada are in kilograms, I don’t need to convert this. But if you are in the states and weigh in pounds, then google convert however much you weigh in pounds to kilograms. The same goes for your height which you will need to convert from feet/inches to meters.

I weigh 57 kilograms = 127lbs. I am 5’3″ = 1.6 meters.

BMI (Body Mass Index), which is what determines whether you are at an approppriate weight, is found by dividing your weight in kg by the square of your height in meters.

To get the square of my height, so I know how much 57 is divided by, I multiply my height, 1.6 by the same number, 1.6, which equals 2.57. Then I divide my weight, 57kg by the square of my height, 2.57m, which equals my BMI, 22.18.

According to the medical website I was on, If your BMI is under 18, you are underweight. If your BMI is in between 18 & 25, you are at a normal weight, and if your BMI is in between 25 & 30, you’re classified as obese.

Hope this helped, in whatever way it may have.


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November KinkLive.com Cam Show Schedule! - November 4, 2012

Photo Content Whore took of me in the Kink Live dressing room.

Hey guys! I’m finally starting to get pretty consistent with answering tweets, messages, and most importantly!!!! Following through with things I tell you I am going to do. I haven’t in any way perfected it… but hey! A week later ain’t bad for me. “There’s nowhere to go but everywhere.” So here’s my KinkLive.com cam shift schedule for the duration of my trip back home to California.

Sparky Sin Claire BDSM Chat

Sun, Nov 4 4-7 PM PST

Mon, Nov 5 4-7 PM PST

Tue, Nov 6 4-7 PM PST

Wed, Nov 7 4-7 PM PST

Sun, Nov 11 2-5 PM PST

Mon, Nov 12 2-5 PM PST

Tue, Nov 13 2-5 PM PST

Wed, Nov 14 12-3 PM PST

Hope to see you guys at a show you’re able to make! There is a slight possibility that I will schedule up to 7 more shows that would fall on the following dates, if I decide to stay longer (tentative leave dates are the 18th or 30th:

Sun, Nov 18 (TBA)

Mon, Nov 19 (TBA)

Tues, Nov 20 (TBA)

Wed, Nov 21 (TBA)

Sat, Nov 24 (TBA)

Sun, Nov 25 (TBA)

Mon, Nov 26 (TBA)

My feet artistically placed by Content Whore.

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Arriving in Paris - March 14, 2012

I was intimidated, arriving in Paris, France. It could have been that I had been traveling for 18 hours at that point. And did not sleep the night before after being on set for about 10 hrs during which I shot some really beautiful photos with Kelly Lind, who I adore so so much, and finally after knowing Mark Wood for 3 years and never having fucked each other got to have amazing gaping butt sex with and in front of pornographer Mike Quasar for the FIRST time who was one of the first people I met in porn 4 years ago in Montreal, Canada! It was a tiresome day cause of all the over stimulus… Tiresome but only because of too many wonderful things going on. And because of errands the day before, an endless list of “To-do’s” and packing for France, only slept about 3 hours the night before my scene.

It may have been because I was stepping into unknown territory, geographically, intellectually, emotionally… And though I had done an impressive job resisting the urge to indulge my brain in living every possible scenario, in every way things could turn out successful or disastrous, the path my life (& I unconsciously) took which led me to taking my first trip overseas and for the secret reasons I did, was so surreal, and so movie-like (even for me!) … I was overwhelmed in the best way possible. I estimate that I’ve been searching in desperation to feel this at such magnitude for… nearly 4 and 1/2 years. That was when I moved to Montreal for the first time. I have had monumental experiences consistently since then, but the purity of that escape to freedom, is the same escape from my self-created personal hell that I’ve been clawing my way out of. And it’s funny and all too appropriate that in both circumstances the biggest similarity is that salvation came when I let go which could only be done by let my grip free from the walls of the hell I was in and free fell my scary way to the bottom of the black hole which I couldn’t see from where I was dangling, that it was truly a tunnel with a light at the end, which is what every terrible experience is.”

Now here is what I actually intended to write, hehehe:

Oh my goodness. It is so so quiet in the airport, it’s unbelievable. It’s so incredible there are tears in my eyes & the quietness alone is so unbelievable I’m trembling. An airport employee whispers “Ca va?” I can barely hear him but it doesn’t matter. The air in baggage claim was so gentle there was no need for him to be any louder and I whispered back in an even smaller, more delicate voice, “Oui.”

xo Sparky


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Sparky Hits the Locker Room - June 8, 2011

In The Locker RoomSparky was bummed that they never got to the lesson on DPs when her sex ed class ended early, but luckily, James and Sean were more than happy to do a demo for her! Just because sexual ed was over didn’t mean that the students had to stop educating themselves.


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